嫁の妊娠43 ～嫁の好きなホットケーキの作り方～

嫁は２４週目の最終日となる今日は、家でのんびりと過ごしている。

昨日、休日出勤しているので、１週間の疲れを癒す。

なので、ボクは朝仕事に出る前、ホットケーキを作ってやった。

このブログも結構書いてきているので以前も書いたかもしれないが、カレーに続き、ボクの作るホットケーキは嫁の大好物。

昨日の夜、

「明日の朝は食パンかなぁ……」

と嫁が言った。

冷凍している食パンがあり、今あるのはそれぐらいかぁ、と普通の表情。

ただボクは、ホットケーキミックスが残っていたのを知っているので、

「そっか、食パンか。オレはホットケーキ作って食べるけど」

と言う。

すると嫁は血相を変えて、

「なんで！！？　アタシもホットケーキがいい！！」

と可愛く怒る。

そんなしょーもない会話もありつつ、ボクは密かにリンゴジャムまで買っている。

そして今日の朝。

ボクのホットケーキは、袋に書いてある作り方とは違う。

と言っても、大したことをするわけではない。

ホットケーキミックスの袋に書いてある作り方は、だいたい、１袋に対して卵１つと牛乳１５０ＣＣ～２００ＣＣを一緒に混ぜて焼け、となっている。

しかし美味いホットケーキを食べたいボクは研究を重ねた。

そこで編み出した黄金比は、ホットケーキミックス１袋に対して、まず卵２個。

説明書に書いてある牛乳の量の１．３倍ほど。

１５０ＣＣなら、２００ＣＣ。２００ＣＣなら３００ＣＣ弱。まぁ、その辺は大体でいいが、とにかく多めに入れること。

隠し味に砂糖を小さじ１杯～２杯。あれば、バニラエッセンスも４滴～５滴。

そして、べらぼうにかき混ぜる。１ミリの粉も残さないようにトロトロのトッロトロにかき混ぜる。

ちなみに、クックパッド先生のホットケーキレシピにはよく、〈ダマが残ってるぐらいに軽くかき混ぜて焼くと、ホテルのレストランみたいなふんわりホットケーキが焼けるよ♪〉と書かれている。

しかし、それはウソだと断言する。

何度かやってみたが、何度もやってみたが、まったく美味しくもならないし、まったくふんわりもしない。

ホテルのレストランではなく、離れ小島の民宿のおばちゃんがおっかなびっくり初めて作ったみたいになる。

長くなった。ボクのレシピに戻る。

弱火を１で強火を１０とした場合の、２ぐらいにした火にフライパンを置く。

サラダ油をひき、少し温まったらタネをお玉１杯半～２杯、高めからフライパンの中央に落とす。

ここからは袋通りの焼き方でいい。

表面に気泡がたくさん出てきたら裏返し、同じぐらいの時間、焼く。

何度か裏返しを繰り返し、焼き時間のトータルは５分前後。

嫁はテーブルの前でワイドナショーを見ていた。

ボクはダブルフライパンで２枚同時に焼いていたので、焼きたてにバターを乗せて運ぶ。

リンゴジャムは嫁が運んでいた。

嫁は満面の笑みで迎え入れ、ボクの手から自分の前に置かれるまでをずっと視線で追っていた。

もうこうなると、笑いの天才・松本人志さんでも敵わない。

ワイドナショーはそっちのけでナイフとフォークを握る嫁は、ボクとホットケーキを交互に見る。

ボクの掛け声がないと嫁は食べない。

「ほな、食べよか」

ボクが言うと、「やたー！」と、バターのみのホットケーキをかぶりつく。

「美味しいー！！　そのままでも全然美味しいー！！！」

何度も食べているので想像はできているだろうが、ボクのホットケーキは何度食べても感動できるという。

嫁はそのままをジャンジャン食べ、４分の１ぐらい残ったところでようやく「あ、ジャム忘れてた」と、ジャムをつけて食べる。

「ジャム付けても美味すぃぃぃ！！！　なにこれ！？　ホントに美味しすぎるんだけど！！」

嫁は止まらない。でもボクは止めないといけない。妊婦は太りすぎるとダメらしいので。

最後の３枚分はボクが食べた。嫁は物欲しそうな顔で見ている嫁の横で。

仕方がないので１口だけアーンをして食べさせた。

進撃の巨人かと思うぐらいの大口で、満足そうに笑顔で食べ終えた。

これを呼んだ人は、ぜひぜひ試してみてほしい。

絶対にボクのレシピのほうが美味いから。


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◆Wife's pregnancy43 ～Way of making wife's favorite pancake～

The last day in the 24th week and today it'll be are a house for my wife, with freeness, I have time.
I went to work on a holiday yesterday, so fatigue for 1 week is healed.
Before going out to work in the morning, so I made you a pancake.
This blog was being also written fairly, so maybe before was also written, the pancake I make following Calais is wife's favorite.
At night, yesterday.
"Will it be bread tomorrow morning,......"
My wife said so.
That it's that or A I have frozen bread, and that it's here now, ordinary expression.
Because I know a pancake mix to have been left freely.
"SO or bread? I eat a pancake work."
I say so.
Then after my wife changes the look on the face.
"Why!!? I'll take a pancake, too!!"
I get angry prettily.
I'm even buying an apple butter secretly, having such SHO and the conversation I don't have.
And today's morning.
My pancake is different from the how to make written on a bag.
Even if I say so, a great thing isn't done.
The how to make written on a bag of a pancake mix mixes almost all 1 egg and 150 cc-200 cc of milk together to 1 bag, and becomes baked.
But I who would like to eat a good pancake made a series of research.
So the invented golden ratio, to a bag of pancake mix, first, 2 eggs.
About 1.3 times more than the amount of the milk written on instructions.
150CC is 200CC. 200CC is a little less than 300 cc. Oh, the neighborhood is good almost, but anyway put it in rather much.
In secret ingredient, sugar, a small spoonful-2 servings. When I have that, vanilla essence, 4 drops-5 drops.
And it's stirred ridiculously. It's stirred in entranced TORROTORO so as also not to leave 1 millimeter of powder.
By the way, it's often written on a pancake recipe of Cooke pad teacher with <when it's stirred and baked lightly so that DAMA stays, a pancake considering the muck which looks like the hotel restaurant is baked,♪>.
But I assert that that is a bullfinch.
It was tried several times, but it was tried many times, but it doesn't become good at all and I don't float at all.
An auntie in a guest house in a remote island, not the hotel restaurant, fearfully, for the first time, I think that I made, it'll be.
It became long. I return to my recipe.
A frying pan is put in the fire which made the low flame about 2 when making the high flame 10 in 1.
Salad oil is pulled and if it becomes warm a little, a seed is dropped from 1 servingand a half-2 servings of ladle and high on the center of the frying pan.
How to bake it on the bag street is fine from here.
If many air bubbles come out on the surface, it's turned over and time which is about being same is baked.
Reverse is baked repeatedly several times, the total of time is about 5 minutes.
My wife was seeing WAIDONASHOW in front of the table.
2 were being baked at the same time by a double frying pan, so I put and carry butter freshly baked.
My wife was carrying an apple butter.
Before my wife accepts by smile of the whole face, and it's itself from my hand, until it's put, I was running by my eyes all the while.
When it'll be so, even a genius of a laugh and Mr. Hitoshi Matsumoto won't match any more.
My wife who ignores WAIDONASHO and grasps a knife and a fork judges a pancake as me alternately.
When she doesn't have my shout, my wife doesn't eat.
"Than eating which is HO"
That I say, "And, TA!" and only butter pancake, I bite.
"Good!!  Even just as it is, good entirely! !!"
I'm eating many times, so an imagination would be made, but how many times do you say my pancake can be moved even if I eat?
My wife, the condition, Jan Jean eating and about 1/4, even if it was left, "well left jam" finally, and, I put jam with that and eat.
"Even if jam is put with that, delicious SUIII!!! What, this!?  It's really too good!!"
My wife doesn't stop. But I have to stop. Because it seems useless when a pregnant woman gains weight too much.
I ate for last 3. Next to my wife judging my wife from the face which seems to do worldly desires.
That was all right, so only a gobbet did Hahn and made them eat.
I have finished seeming satisfied and eating by a smiling face at Okuchi which is to the extent I think a giant of an advancement.
The person who read this wants you to try by all means by all means.
Because my recipe is better by all means.

thank you