ウチの娘が生まれ、６ヶ月が経った。
とにかく、毎日が楽しい。
３ヶ月半ごろには首も座り、４ヶ月に入るとワーワーと何やら喋るようになり、５ヶ月になったらグルングルンと寝返りをし、前まではボクと風呂に入ると決まって泣いていたのに、最近は楽しそうにして泣かなくなった。
顔に水をかけても泣かない。
そしてなんと、つい一昨日、とうとう動き出した。
寝返ってうつぶせでバタバタしていたので、ボクは５０センチほど離れたカーペットの上で録画していた月９を観ていた。コンフィデンスマンＪＰ。
そしてちょうど長澤まさみが飛行機の脱出ドアを開けた辺りで、あぐらをかいているボクの左ひざに、コチョコチョと何かが触った。
ん？ とゆっくりと目を向けると、、、！！！？？
目を見張った。
さっきまで５０センチほど離れた場所で鈴の入った小さなぬいぐるみと格闘していたはずの娘が、真剣な顔でボクの膝をコチョコチョコチョコチョしている。
そうか、嫁が動かした……いや、嫁はシャワーを浴びている最中。
この部屋にはボクと娘と、天井裏のネズミしかいない。
つまり、そう、娘が１人で動いた。
いわゆる、ズリバイ、というやつか。
なぜかいやらしい響きに聞こえなくもないが、膝に真剣な娘が驚かないようにボクは平静を装い、膝を少し離し、テレビを観ているふりをして横目で娘を見ていた。
！！！
娘は、自分自身で動いている意識はないのだろう、ボクの膝めがけて、ウーウー言いながら、ズリ……ズリ……と、膝と腕を使いながら近寄ってくるではないか。
ボクは歓喜の声を押し殺し、じっくりと眺めた。
すごい、すごすぎる。
この世に生まれて経った６ヶ月でズリバイとかするのだろうか。
するか、するな。
とにかく、娘が自分の目指す方向に自分の力で一歩を踏み出した瞬間を目の当たりにした。
しかしながら、シャワー中の嫁にボクが最初に見たと言うとスネる可能性大なので、ボクは言わなかった。
すると娘は中々ズリバイする姿を見せず、ズリバイできるとは思っていない嫁は別に気にもせず、数日が過ぎた。
そしてその週末、嫁の実家に遊びに行ったのだが、我が子ながらよくできた娘だ。
ばーばも嫁もいる前で、実は２回目の、でも事実は１回目のズリバイをして見せた。
みんなで歓喜した。
そう、ボクも２回目だけど１回目のように歓喜。
ただ、ボクだけが気づくまさかのデキゴトが起こった。
そこで娘が、ボクをチラッと見て、ニヤっとしたように感じた。
恐るべき娘だ。
★★ENGLISH VERSION★★★
("excite translation" it's just as it is, so when not knowing the meaning, please accept it.)
◆Wife's pregnancy142 ～My terrible daughter～
A daughter in a house is born and 6 months have passed.
Anyway every day is fun.
A neck was also stable in around 3 months and a half and when I entered 4 months old, I seemed funny and did recently, and didn't cry with everything and the one it was decided if I came to talk and 5 months had passed, I tossed about with GURUNGURUN, and that took a bath with me to the front, and I was regretting any more with WAWA.
Even if water is poured over a face, I don't cry.
And surprisingly, it only began to move finally the day before yesterday.
I went over and was busy in facedown, so I was seeing 9 a month which was being recorded on the carpet from which it's about 50 centimeters away. Confidence man JP.
And that I move restlessly in my left knee on which sitting cross-legged is being written at the vicinity where Masami Nagasawa opened an escape door of the airplane exactly, something was involved.
Oh? That I turn my attention slowly, 、、、?
I strained my eyes.
The knee by which my daughter who should fight with a small stuffed animal with bells at the place from which it's about 50 centimeters away until just now is I by a serious face, I move restlessly, I'm moving restlessly.
If... says... my wife changed to whether it's so, my wife is taking a shower.
There is only a mouse in space between the ceiling and the roof in this room with me and my daughter.
In other words, my daughter who meets moved by herself.
So-called ZURIBAI, is it he.
I also heard in a vulgar ring for some reason, but I was serving calm, separated the knee a little, was making a gesture that I'm watching television and was casting a side glance at my daughter so that my serious daughter wasn't surprised at the knee.
!!!
My daughter aims at the knee of me who will be unconscious moving by oneself, and isn't ZURI...... ZURI... getting close while using..., the knee and an arm while saying Wu Wu?
I bit voice of delight back and looked carefully.
It's wonderful, too wonderful.
Does ZURIBAI do in 6 months which have passed since I was born in this world?
Don't do whether it's done.
Anyway the moment when my daughter took one first step by her power in the direction at which one aims was made a hit of an eye.
However, when I said to a wife in the shower that I saw first, it was the shank RU possibility large, so I didn't say.
Then my daughter, quite, ZURIBAI, I don't appear, ZURIBAI, can, my wife who doesn't think doesn't also worry about it particularly, and several days have passed.
And on the weekend, I have gone out to play in wife's parents' home, though I'm my child, I'm my daughter who could be improved.
It's the 2nd time actually before having BA BA and my wife, but fact did and showed the 1st time of ZURIBAI.
It was delighted by everyone.
I who meets am the 2nd time, too, but it's delighted like the 1st time.
Only I notice, DEKIGOTO which is really has happened.So I found my daughter to have judged me as CHIRA and have made it NIYA.
My terrible daughter.
thank you
