嫁の出産141 ～嫁との静かなる戦い～

昨年１０月に産まれた娘は、無事にもうすぐ半年を迎える。

何度も書いているが、とにかく体重も身長も標準よりデカく、健康優良児ど真ん中を突き進んでいる。

嫁もだいぶ子育てに慣れてきたようで、精神的にもだいぶ復活している。

まぁ、近いので埼玉の実家にはよく泊まりに帰るが。

ただそれは、嫁には言えないが、ボクにとっても大変助かること。

１人の時間ができる。

別に何をするわけでもないのだが、娘が生まれてからは夜９時になると家全体が「寝ろ」の雰囲気に包まれる。

ボクはリビングで仕事をしながらテレビを観るのだが、もちろん音量も小さので長めのイヤホンを買ってきて付けている。

そしてハードディスクに録っているドラマやバラエティーを見るのだが、嫁からの微妙な圧力を感じるときがある。

娘が３～４時間おきにおっぱいで起きるのだが、その度に、「まだ起きてるの？」みたいなことを言ってくる。

自分が寝ているときは人にも寝て欲しいらしい。

バラエティーを見ていて声を殺して笑っているときなどさらに怪訝な表情を見せる。

なんだろうか、自分が寝ているときに何か楽しいコトが起きているとでも思っているのだろうか？

真意は定かではないが、とにかくチクチクと見えない針が刺さる。

しかし、ボクは仕事もしているわけで、そんな圧力には屈しない。

これはボクと嫁との静かなる戦いだから。


★★ENGLISH VERSION★★★
("excite translation" it's just as it is, so when not knowing the meaning, please accept it.)

◆Wife's pregnancy141　～Quiet war with my wife～

My daughter born in October of last year meets half year soon safely.
It's being written many times, but anyway the weight and the height are plowing through the very healthy child dead center more largely than the standard.
My wife seems quite experienced in child rearing and also restores a lot mentally.
Oh, it's close, so I return often to stay in parents' home in Saitama.
My wife can't call that freely, but be saved very much for me, too.
Time of 1 person will be done.
The reason which does what isn't it also particularly, the whole house will be wrapped in the atmosphere in which "lie idle" at 9:00 in the evening after my daughter is born.
I watch television while working in the living room, the volume also is buying and is following rather long earphones by the one of the small size of course.
And the play and the variety which are being recorded on a hard disk are seen, there is time when the subtle pressure from my wife is felt.
My daughter gets up by a breast every 3-4 hours, the, a degree, I'm saying to look like "Still to get up?"
When one is sleeping, they seem to want a person to sleep, too.
When seeing a variety, suppressing the voice and laughing, a more dubious expression is shown.
What is it, that everything or funny Koto has occurred when one is sleeping, do you think?
The true meaning isn't certain, but anyway the needle which isn't seen scratchily sticks.
But I don't yield to such pressure by the reason for which I'm working.
Because this is a quiet war with me and my wife.

thank you

嫁の出産140 ～娘のせいでキャラが崩壊しつつある～

昨年秋に娘が生まれて５ヶ月を越え、順調に健康優良児の如く育っている。

というか、デカくなりすぎてるんじゃないかと心配するぐらい、デカい。

体重は７５００グラムに到達する勢い。

身長は６５センチを超えているらしい。

母子手帳の中にある成長グラフに照らし合わせるとかなり上のほうに位置している。

お腹が減るとワンワン泣き、眠たくなるとワンワン泣き、ボクとお風呂に入ると後半にギャンギャン泣く。

ただ、いくら泣いていても可愛い。

やはり家に帰るとすぐに娘のもとへ行き、抱っこしてほっぺにキスをしてしまう。

ただ、ボクは仕事場では強面の作家で通っているので、先日後輩に

「〇〇さんもあれっすか、やっぱ家に帰ったらすぐに娘さんのところに行ってチュッチュしたりしてんすか？」

と言われたが、

「してるかバカ。風呂も入れたことねーし、オムツも一回も替えたことねーよ。俺がやると思うか？」

と、なんとかキャラを保っておいた。

オムツは毎日、特に夜中はほぼボクが替えているし、主に土日は風呂に入れている。

いや、娘に一緒に入ってもらっていると言ったほうがいい。

ボクと風呂に入ると娘が泣く可能性が高く、嫁的には自分で入れたほうがちゃんと洗える
ので渋々と言った感じではある。

子供ができると男は変わるというが、それは違うような気がする。

男の赤ちゃんならこんなにチュッチュはしないと思う。

娘限定で、男は変わるのだと改めて知った。


★★ENGLISH VERSION★★★
("excite translation" it's just as it is, so when not knowing the meaning, please accept it.)

◆Wife's pregnancy140　～The character is being rotted by daughter's cause.～

As my daughter is born in autumn of last year, and I'm a very healthy child smoothly beyond 5 months, I'm growing up.
It's so large that I worry that it may become too large whether you say so.
The momentum by which the weight reaches 7500 grams.
The height seems to exceed 65 centimeters.
When it's compared with the grown-up chart in the maternity passbook, it's quite located in the upper one.
When I get hungry, GYANGYAN cries bark, and when I become sleepy, cries bark, and when I take a bath with me, cries in the second half.
Even if I'm crying, how much is it pretty?
When I go home as expected, I'll go to daughter's origin, have a cuddle and kiss a cheek immediately.
I pass for a hardy author at the workshop, so it's for a junior the other day.
"Zero zero SAN, well, if on the second thought going home, it'll be performed at your daughter immediately whether they affiliate oneself, and, CHUTCHU, RISHITENSU or?"
You said so.
"They're doing or are blockish. The bath has not been also put in and neither a diaper nor once have been changed. Do you think I do?"
The character was kept somehow.
I'm changing midnight mostly in particular every day and a diaper is letting the weekend take a bath mainly.
No, it's better to say that I have my daughter include together.
When I take a bath with me, highly, a possibility that my daughter cries can wash the one put in by oneself neatly like my wife.
In NO, with a reluctance, they seem to have said.
When a child is born, a man says that it changes, but I think that's different.
I think a male baby doesn't do CHUTCHU so much.
I knew that a man changed with daughter limitation once more.

thank you