嫁の妊娠46 ～今は正論ではなく優しいコトバ～

２５週目をフラフラと進んでいる嫁。

昨日の晩御飯は、一昨日の日曜に嫁が作った鶏肉のトマト煮の残りをドリアにしたもの。

ボクは夜中の１２時を過ぎて帰ってきて、自分の分を温めて食べた。

想像通りの味だが、それがいい。

今日の最初の問題は、その直前の出来事。

夜中の１２時過ぎ。ボクが最寄り駅に着くと、パラパラと雨が降り始めていた。

朝のニュースで雨は降らないと聞いていたので洗濯ものを干していた。

急いで帰りながらも、嫁にＬＩＮＥを打つ。

〈雨降ってきたから、洗濯もん入れといてー！〉

最寄駅から家までは８分ほど。

そしてボクが家の玄関を開けると、嫁の気配はない。

いつもは１２時はまだ起きていて、日が変わって更新される妊娠アプリを読んでくれるのが最近の日課。

だが今日は、洗濯ものを干している庭とガラス１枚を挟んだリビングのソファーで、スヤスヤと眠っていた。。。

そう、眠っていた。。。いや、寝たふりをしていた。

ボクからの８分前のＬＩＮＥをネットを接続せずに見たのだろう、洗濯物を取り入れるのだ面倒くさくて、寝たふりをしていた。

ただボクはどうやって嫁のうたた寝を見破ったのか。

そのあと、ボクがバタバタと急いで洗濯物を取り込み、庭には簡単な屋根もついているので、まぁなんとか洗い直さなくてもいいレベルだった。

そんなボクのバタバタで、嫁は、

「う、う……ん？　あ、お帰り……」

起きた。眠たそうな目で。。。いや、眠たそうな芝居をして。

不思議なもので、本当に寝ていて起きたのと、起きたフリは、面白いほどに違いがわかる。

特に嫁は純粋なので、それこそテレビや映画のラブストーリーで女優が起きるような、ボクがそこにいることがわかった上の寝起きリアクションを見せる。

本当に寝ているときは、いきなりそこにボクがいるので、目覚めた瞬間、「え、え、え」と、多少焦り、そっかそっか帰ってきたのか、と笑顔でまどろむ。

でも意識がある中では、それをすることのほうがわざとらしいと考えるのだろう。

そしてボクがドリアを見つけて温めているころには、嫁は普通に話していた。

そのランランとした目から、やはり起きていたのだなと確信した。

でも、ボクは、「起きてたやろ？　洗濯もん入れるんが面倒くさかっただけやろ？　完全に起きてた顔やん」なんて正論は言わない。

例え、そうだとしても、いや、嫁と出会っておよそ８年の実績から、間違いなくそうだが、ボクは言わない。

しかしただ１つ思うのが、８分前のＬＩＮＥで言われただけなので、別に洗濯ものを入れていなくてもボクは怒りもしないし、何も思わない。

それこそ妊娠を盾にして「ごめん、ちょっと今、お腹張ってて……」で全然よい。

正義感はあるが結構な面倒くさがりというややこしい性格なので、寝たフリをしたことも含め、頼まれたことをしない罪悪感から機嫌が悪くなる。

もっと気楽に生きてくれればと思うが、女子果汁１００％の嫁はそんな感じで生きている。

なのでボクは、「ちゃんと歯磨いて寝えや」と優しく声をかけた。



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("excite translation" it's just as it is, so when not knowing the meaning, please accept it.)

◆Wife's pregnancy46　～Now isn't a sound argument, but a gentle word.～

My wife advancing the 25th week unsteadily.
The one by which yesterday's supper made the rest of tomato boiling of the chicken my wife made on Sunday of the day before yesterday a rice casserole.
I was passing 12:00 midnight and was returning, and heated up and ate one for myself.
It's the taste of the imagination street, but I'd like that.
Today's first problem is an affair just before it.
A little past 12 o'clock at midnight. When I arrived at the nearest station, it had begun to rain with a para-para.
I heard that that it didn't rain by news in the morning, so a laundry was being dried.
Though I return quickly, LINE is struck for my wife.
<Because a rainy day was put on, I have a pain with washing gate insertion!>
From the nearest station to the house, about 8 minutes.
And when I open a front door of the house, there are no signs of my wife.
The daily work by which they're these days usual has still occurred at 12:00, and that Japan changes and reads a renewed pregnant application.
But by a sofa in the garden where today is drying a laundry and a living room around 1 of glass, peacefully, if, I was sleeping.
I was sleeping so. No, I pretended sleeping.
The laundry from which I'd judge LINE before 8 minutes from me without connecting a net, is taken in, it was troublesome, and I pretended sleeping.
How did I find out wife's doze freely?
I take a laundry in quickly one after another after it, and there is also an easy roof in a garden, so oh, it was the level you don't need to reconsider somehow.
Of such me, it's one after another, my wife?
"Would, U...... one? Well, welcome back,......"
I got up. By the eye by which they seem sleepy. No, please perform the play which seems sleepy.
FURI which got up tells the difference so with having been strange, lying idle really and having occurred that it's fascinating.
My wife is pure in particular, so that's a love story of a television and a movie, and an actress shows the living reaction after she found out that I who gets up am there.
When sleeping really, I'm there suddenly, so the moment when you woke up is a little impatient with "It's obtained and obtained, oh.", and whether it's SO KASO or the one which has returned, if, I doze by a smiling face.
But during being conscious, I'll think the one of doing that is histrionic.
When I found a rice casserole, and it was being heated up, my wife was ordinarily speaking.
I was convinced that I got up as expected from the eye made the orchid orchid.
But I don't say "I got up, is it done? Washing, oh, is it done as much as it was troublesome to put it in? The face who got up perfectly" to a sound argument.
Even if it's compared and it's so, no meets my wife, and it's so without fail from results in approximately 8, but I don't say.
But it was just called to think of 1 in LINE before 8 minutes, so even if a laundry isn't kept particularly, I don't also scold me and think of nothing.
"A stomach is being stuck on I'm sorry now a little, and,......" is fine for that entirely on the pretext of the pregnancy.
There is a sense of justice, but good, it's troublesome, a one as it is the complex character, so I become cross from the sense of guilt which doesn't do that it was asked for including doing FURI which lay idle.
She thinks when you live more comfortably, but a wife of female fruit juice 100% lives by such feeling.
So, I, "they can clean their teeth and sleep neatly, unpleasant", I spoke gently.

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