嫁の妊娠48 ～一生に一度は未確認なモノを見てみたい～

２５週目を順調に過ごしている嫁は、幽霊が怖い。

今日も晩御飯を食べながらテレビを観ていたら、「こどもつかい」という滝沢秀明さん主演のホラー映画のＣＭが流れた。

すると嫁は「ニャッ！」と言って目を背け、軽くキレる。持っていた味噌汁が少しこぼれた。

「もう！　ほんと、やめてほしいんだけ！　見ようとしてないのに勝手に見せられるのってありえなくない？　怖いＣＭの前に、〝今からホラー映画のＣＭです〟って１枚テロップ入れないとダメな規則作ったらいいのに」

まぁ確かに、人にはそれぞれ見たくないものがある。

特にホラーの映画やドラマのＣＭは、怖さを売りにしているので、ホラー好きな人に向けてＣＭも出来るだけ怖く創っている。

ボクには、怖いものや見たくないものはほぼない。

幽霊も宇宙人も爬虫類も虫も、別に怖くない。あ、ゴキブリは多少気持ち悪く思うが、手で握りつぶしたら１万円くれると言われたら何匹でも握りつぶす。

特に幽霊だが、何が怖いのかあまりわからない。

憑りつかれるから、、、霊界に引き込まれるから、、、だろうか。

それを確実な証拠のもとに見ることができたら怖いと思うかもしれないが、見たことはない。

番組で心霊特集もよくやっているが、９９％作り物だと、何とか俊太郎みたいな人が言っていた。

見ていてわかると。

ではなぜ１００％ではないのかと言うと、ごくまれに、判断のつかない心霊画像や心霊動画が存在するという。

ボクは昔から、幽霊を怖いと思わない子供に育った。

それだけに本当にいるなら見たいと思い、地元の心霊スポットなどにも何度も行ってみたが、やはり見たことがない。

でも何かが憑りついているかもしれないと、家に帰ってからもワクワクしていたが、至って健康で、周囲の人たちも至って平々凡々に暮らせている。

寝ているときに身体が宙に浮いたり、ブリッジで歩いたりしたことはない。

あ、でも金縛りは何度かある。しかし金縛りの原理は単純。

身体の疲労と脳の意識機能が少しズレただけのこと。身体は疲れて寝ているのに、意識だけが興奮して起きてしまっている状態。

身体の自由が利かないのに意識があることが＝恐怖となる。

とにかく、これまで一度も幽霊に会ったこともなく、宇宙人を見たこともなく、ＵＦＯすらない。

ああ、ちなみに、よく一般視聴者がＵＦＯを撮った動画が番組に使われているが、あれはほぼドローン。

特に夜に多いが、どこかの誰かがいたずらで上空に飛ばしているドローンをＵＦＯだと勘違いしていることがほとんど。

実はドローン、最近市場に出てきたので新しいと思うかもしれないが、もう数十年以上前から開発は進んでいて、学者や研究者の間では多少飽きている。

そんな開発者たちがドローンなるものを創り始めた数十年前に、極秘裏に飛ばす実験をしていただけの話。

そしてＵＭＡ（未確認生物）動画も、全てと言っていいほどに、既存生物の見間違えかＣＧでの作り物動画。

どうにかしていつか、幽霊、ＵＦＯ、宇宙人、ＵＭＡを見てみたい。

あ、放送作家目線で１つだけ言っておくと、そういった類の番組ではハラハラドキドキの演出で幽霊、ＵＦＯ、宇宙人、ＵＭＡの捜索に行ったりしているが、もし本当に見つかっていれば、確実に番組が放送される前にヤフーニュースに載る。

なので、未確認なモノを追っているＶＴＲでどんなに見つかりそうだったとしても、事前にニュースになっていない場合は絶対に見つかっていない。

理由はたった１つ。事前にニュースで流したほうが、確実に視聴率が取れるから。

番組の創り手としては、少し淋しい気持ちもあるが。



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◆Wife's pregnancy48　～I'd like to see an unconfirmed thing sometime in life.～

My wife spending the 25th week smoothly is afraid of a ghost.
If I was watching television while also having supper today, a commercial of star's horror movie floated down Mr. Hideaki Takizawa as "child use".
Then my wife says "NYA!" and looks away, lightly, dryness RU. The miso soup which kept has spilled a little.
"Already! Only that I want you to stop really! Though I don't try to see, isn't it impossible that it's shown selfishly? It "is the commercial which is a horror movie now" before a fearfulness commercial, in should make an useless regulation when 1 telop isn't put in,"
Oh, certainly, there is something I don't want to see respectively for a person.
A commercial of horror movie and play is selling fearfulness in particular, so I'm also creating a commercial as fearfully as possible for a horror loving person.
I have nothing of which I'm afraid and something I don't want to see mostly.
I'm not afraid of a ghost, a spaceman, a reptile and a bug particularly. Well, a cockroach is a little ill and thinks, but if it's called when you give 10,000 yen to me, if it's killed by hand, any number of are killed.
I'm a ghost in particular, but I don't know so much what you're afraid of.
Because it's dragged into the 、、、 spiritual world because hyou Ritsu loses his vigor, is it 、、、?
I may think I'm afraid if it's possible to see that under certain evidence, but it has not been seen.
A spirit special story was also doing well by a program, but if it was 99% imitation, the person who looks like Shuntaro somehow was talking about it.
When it's seen and understood.
Then, when the spirit picture and the spirit animation I don't judge all sometimes exist, I say why whether you say it's 100%.
I grew into the child who doesn't think a ghost was afraid from the past.
If it was really necessary for only that, I'd like to see, and went to a local spirit spot many times, but it has not been seen as expected.
When hyou Ritsu might have something, they were excited after they went home but just healthily, the surrounding people can live just commonplacely, too.
When sleeping, a body is pending, and I have not walked at a bridge.
Well, but there is a spiritual body contraction several times. But the principle of a spiritual body contraction is simple.
That fatigue of a body and the conscious function of the brain just slipped a little. The state only consciousness is excited at that I get tired with a body and am sleeping, and that I have got up.
Though I don't have a body at my disposal, it'll be= fear to be conscious.
Anyway I never neither meet a ghost nor see a spaceman up to now, and there even are no UFOs.
Yes, by the way, the animation by which a general audience often took a UFO is used for a program, that, mostly, drawn.
It's a lot in the evening in particular, it's most to misunderstand the drawn someone somewhere is transferring in the sky mischievously if it's a UFO.
Drawn has come out in a market recently actually, so I may think it's new, but development is developed from the front in more than already tens of, and I'm a little tired between the scholar and the researcher.
The fact that such developers were just doing the experiment which is transferred to the top secret back tens of years before they have begun to create something drawn will be when.
And the mistake which is an existence creature so that a UMA (unconfirmed creature) animation may also be called everything or artificial animation by CG.
I'd like to do something and see a ghost, a UFO, a spaceman and UMA sometime.
Well, when he says only 1 by a broadcast author look, a ghost goes to search of a UFO, a spaceman and UMA by pulse-pounding production flutteringly by a program of such kind, but if it's found really, before a program is broadcast certainly, it's on Yahoo! news.
Even if it seems however found by the VTR running after an unconfirmed thing, when being not newsworthy beforehand, so it's never found.
A reason is only 1. Because the audience rating can take the one let run by news beforehand certainly.
There is also a little deserted feeling as a creating hand of a program.

thank you