2018年5月2日水曜日

嫁の出産143 ~約30センチのLINEが届いた~


娘が生まれて7ヶ月に到達しようとしている。

2週間ほど前にズリバイを始めたのだが、好きなオモチャなどを見つけるとなかなかのスピードで突進していく。

そんな中、昨日から、腕を伸ばし、膝を立て始めた。

そう、ハイハイの姿勢でダダダっと動き始めている。

とにかく動く。

コマ無しチャリンコに乗れたときの小学生並みに嬉しそうに動く。

身長は標準より高く、動き出したからか、心配していた体重は標準並みに戻した。

さらに言えば、他の子より足が長いらしく、このまま身長が伸びてスラッとしてくれれば、現在オジサンのようになっている顔のポテンシャルを充分にカバーできる。

そんな中、先日徹夜で仕事をしている夜中に嫁から約30センチにも及ぶLINEの文章が届いた。

ここ最近、ボクは仕事が忙しかったのだが、それで嫁がブチ切れたらしかった。

―――育児は2人でするものでしょ!?
とか
―――あなたが帰ってこないと、私は1日中、誰とも話さない日もあるのよ!!
とか
―――自分ばっかりお昼に美味しいもの食べて!!

などなど、とにかく育児で自由に動けないことの不満をボクにブツけ倒す。

嫁の専売特許なのだが、帰りの時間をちゃんと連絡しろ、の怒りに織り交ぜ、とにかくそのときの怒りを全てぶつけてくる。

まぁ、嫁の専売特許というか、女子はほとんどがこのパターンだが。

娘も元気に育ち、ボクも仕事を頑張ろうと色々と手を広げている最中の徹夜で頑張っているとき。

嫁もそれは知っているはず。

ボクが浮気でもしていると思っているのだろうか、パソコンに向かって3つの仕事をいっぺんにやっている夜中に、約30センチの罵倒LINEはちょっとキツい。

暗いネットカフェにこもって必死で書き物をしながら約30センチの罵倒LINEを読むと、オレはなんのために仕事を頑張っているのだ? とは思ってしまう。

しかしまぁ、そんなことは想定内。

コツコツと仕事を頑張ろう。


★★ENGLISH VERSION★★★
("excite translation" it's just as it is, so when not knowing the meaning, please accept it.)

◆Wife's pregnancy143 ~I have received about 30 centimeters of LINE from my wife.~


My daughter is going to be born and reach 7 months old.
ZURIBAI has been begun before about 2 weeks, when a favorite toy is found, I'm rushing by the fair speed.
During such, I have begun to stretch the arm and make the knee from yesterday.
It has begun to move with DADADA by the posture of the crawl so.
Anyway it moves.
It seems wonderful as the schoolchild when can do a frame nothingness and get on a bicycle, and moves.
I was taller than the standard and returned the weight anxious because whether it began to move, as the standard.
When when saying, a leg seems longer than other children, and I grow just as it is, and it's slim, the facial potential which is an uncle at present can be covered sufficiently.
I have received sentences of LINE which also equals about 30 centimeters in an all-nighter from my wife at the midnight when I'm working the other day during such.
Work was busy with me recently here, my wife seemed to have been able to cut a spot with that.
---Do you take care of with 2 people?
KA
---You have to be returning, I have the day when I talk with no one throughout the day, too!
KA
---Only you eat something good for lunch, please!
BUTSU KE knocks down and all that and dissatisfaction of anyway it's child care and can't move freely for me.
It's wife's patent, inform of return time neatly, it's inweaved to get angry and all that case's anger anyway is being taken out.
Oh, whether you say wife's patent, most is this pattern for a girl.
When my daughter grows up vigorously, too and I'm exerting myself by the all-nighter in the middle of opening the arms variously, in order for me to persevere in work.
My wife should know that, too.
Do you think I'm having an affair, about 30 centimeters of abuse LINE is slightly tight at the midnight when 3 of work is being done at once to the PC.
When I shut myself up in dark Net cafe, and about 30 centimeters of abuse LINE is read while being desperate and doing a writing, why am I persevering in work? For, I think.
But oh, such thing is in the assumption.
I'll persevere in work steadily.

thank you

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