娘は無事にめでたく１歳を迎え、毎日を楽しんでる。
誕生日は嫁の実家で行い、嫁の妹家族も来てみんなで盛大に祝った。
特に楽しかったのは、スマッシュケーキ。
１歳の赤ちゃんが食べられる手作りケーキを嫁が作り、１００均で買ったシートをリビングに敷き、そこにオムツだけにした娘とケーキを置き、思う存分食べさせる。
グチャグチャのメチャメチャになるが、今日だけは好きなように食べていい。
嬉しそうに、時折「こんなにグチャグチャにして食べていいの？」との顔をボクに向けながらも、とにかく嬉しそうにムッシャムシャと食べていた。
はー、誕生日は楽しかった……誕生日は。
今回の嫁とのバトルは、誕生日の前日。
誕生日はお義母さんや妹家族とワイワイやるので、前日は家族３人でどこかに出かけようとなった。
色々と調べて、ライン下りに行こうということになった。
片道は車で１時間半と、ドライブがてらにちょうどいい時間。
天気も良く、１０時半頃に出発した。
嫁と娘は後部座席に乗り、ボクが運転。
嫁はドライブしながらボクが今書いている小説のストーリーを聞くのが好きだ。
いつものように聞いてくる。
ボクも運転しながら、まだ途中の小説のストーリーを話す。
以前までは二人っきりの車内で楽しかったが、娘がいるとさらに楽しい。
そんなことを思いながらライン下りに到着し、ボクが抱っこヒモで娘を抱えて船に乗り込む。
涼やかな風、爽やかな樹々、迫力の岩肌、心地の良い船をこぐ音……。
いやー、楽しい。幸せとはこういうことを言うのだろうか。
写真もパチリ。動画も撮る。
ライン下りが終わると、お土産物屋が並ぶ商店街を歩いて車まで戻る。
そしてボクが以前から食べたいと言っていたわらじカツ丼の店へ行く。
美味い。店の内装が軽い感じだったのと、少し覗いた厨房にいたシェフが、麦わらハット、グラサン、ネルシャツ、チノパン、革靴を着こなしている７０歳ぐらいのおじいちゃんだったのでかなり不安だったが、普通に美味かった。
そんなこんなで時間も時間なので、近くにあったぶどう園でぶどう狩りをして帰ろうとなった。
そしてぶどう園に着き、車を降りて受付へ行く。
ここまで申し分ないほどに楽しいはず。なのに、なのに、である。
ボクが受付の人に料金を聞くと、１人２２００円だと言う。つまり２人で４４００円。
しかも、食べられる時間は３０分。
さらにさらに、シャインマスカットに関しては１人１房までと言う。
さらにさらにさらに、持って帰るなら新たに購入しろと言う。
いやいやいやいやいやいや、ぼったくりすぎでしょ。
４４００円＋シャインマスカット１０００円で合計５４００円。
八百屋だったら５～６房ほどのシャインマスカットを買える計算になる。
普通のぶどうや巨峰なら２０房ほども買える。
そんなバカな話があるかと、別を探そうと車にいた嫁に言いに行ったら……バトルのゴングが鳴った。
高すぎるだろ、と言うと、いつもそればっかり！ と激ギレ。
確かに、ボクは完全な大阪人であり、安いものを探す傾向にあるし、同じ物が安く売ってることを知ってるのに高いほうで買うなんてとてもじゃないけどしない。
そんな中、料金の想像をはるかに越えてきたぶどう狩り。
しかし嫁は、埼玉の中の中辺りのお嬢様育ち。
ぶどう狩りはぶどうを買いに来たんじゃなくて、ぶどう狩りを楽しむものでしょ！
とキレ倒す。
それはわかる。わかるけど、せいぜい１房ずつぐらいしか食べないぶどう狩りに合計５４００円は高すぎることもわかってくれ。
そんな無駄なカネを使うなら、１０００円でシャインマスカットを買って、４４００円で美味いメシを食いに行ったほうがどれだけ幸せか。
捨て程のカネを稼いでいるなら別かもしれないが、いや、稼いでいたとしても、ボクはそんな無駄なカネは使えない。
そんなこんなで、とにかくカネを使いたい嫁と無駄なカネは使いたくないボクのバトルは続き、ぶどう狩りは無し。帰路につくことにした。
そしてもちろん、帰りの１時間半は地獄でしかなかった。
自分が喋っていることに興奮して持っていたスマホを運転席に投げつける始末。
ギャンギャンと泣き、この私が泣いてるのよ！？ のテンションでボクに謝罪を迫る。
嫁の涙はもう１億万回見ているので全く効果がないことを本人はわかっていない。
朝の１時間半はあんなに楽しかったのになー、と思いながら、何のためにボクは働き、休みの日に家族で出かけるために調べたり車を運転したりしているのだろうか、とも思いながら、後部座席からの罵声を浴び続けて家に帰ってきた。
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("excite translation" it's just as it is, so when not knowing the meaning, please accept it.)
◆Wife's pregnancy151 ～Think that the battle with the bride will continue until die; nowadays～
The daughter reaches 1 year old happily safely and enjoys every day.
I performed it at the parents' house of the bride on a birthday and the younger sister family of the bride came, too and celebrated it grandly together.
It is a smash cake to have been particularly fun.
A bride cooks the handmade cake which a 1-year-old baby can eat and spreads the seat which I bought in a 100-yen shop in the living and puts a cake only to the diaper with the daughter who did it there and feeds it it to one's heart's content.
Is sloppy; is ruined, but may eat to like it only today.
"I mess it up so much, and may I occasionally eat joyfully?" Anyway, I ate joyfully with ムッシャムシャ while turning a との face to me.
はー, the birthday were happy……The birthday.
The battle with this bride is a day before a birthday.
Because I did it with a mother-in-law and a younger sister family noisily on a birthday, it was to go out with three families somewhere on the day before.
I check it, and it will be said that it is various to go for a line descent.
The time when one way is just right by way of one and a half hours and a drive by car.
The weather was good, too and left at about half past 10.
I operate a bride and the daughter on a rear seat.
A bride likes hearing the story of the novel which I write now while going for a drive.
I hear it as always.
While I drive, I still speak the story of a novel on the way.
It was fun in the just two of us inside of car, but is more fun before when there is a daughter.
I come for a line descent while thinking of such a thing and I hold a daughter with a cuddle string and get in a ship.
Sound to row cool wind, refreshing Kiki, bave rock of the force, the good ship of the feeling…….
Gee, it is fun. Will the happiness mean such a thing?
As for the photograph with a click. I take the animation.
When a line descent is over, I return at the mall where souvenir shops form a line to a car on foot.
And I go to the shop of the straw sandal katsudon which said that I always want to eat it.
Delicious. Because the chef who was in the interior decoration of the shop having been a light feeling and the kitchen which I looked in a little was grandfather of around 70 years old that dressed a straw hat, sunglasses, a flannel shirt, chino pants, leather shoes well, it was considerably uneasy, but was delicious commonly.
It was to do grape gathering in such a vineyard that it was that it was like this, and time was time, and was near, and to return.
And I arrive at the vineyard and I get off a car and go to the reception desk.
It should be fun so as to be perfect to here. However, however, it is である.
When I ask the person of the reception desk a rate, I say that it is 2,200 yen per person. In other words it is 4,400 yen for two people.
Besides, the edible time is 30 minutes.
Furthermore, I say to 1 bunch more about
Shine Muscat per person.
Furthermore, I say that I purchase it newly if I take it home more.
No, I overcharge too much unwillingly unwillingly.
5,400 yen for 4,400 yen +
Shine Muscat 1,000 yen in total.
If it is a grocer, you may buy
Shine Muscat like the 5-6 bunch.
You can buy normal grape and 巨峰 as 20 bunches.
If when there is such a stupid story, I go to say to the bride who was to the car to look for distinction……The gong of the battle sounded.
When say high すぎるだろ; as for when only as for it! と hard ギレ.
I am complete Osaka person and tend to look for a cheap thing and do not surely do it very much to buy it in high though the same thing is cheap and knows that I sell.
Meanwhile, the grape gathering that was far beyond the imagination of the rate.
However, as for the bride, a young lady in the inside in Saitama is raised.
The grape gathering is a thing enjoying grape gathering not the next sputum to buy a grape!
と goes berserk to the full.
I understand it. Though I understand it, as for 5,400 yen in total, grape gathering not to eat 1 bunch ずつぐらいしか to the utmost understand the too high thing.
I buy
Shine Muscat for 1,000 yen if I spend such a useless money, and how is the which went to eat a delicious meal for 4,400 yen happiness?
It may be different, but, no, I cannot use such a useless money if I earn money of abandoned 程 even if I made money.
Such; is like this, and, anyway, the battle of bride who wants to spend money and me who do not want to spend the useless money continues, and there is no grape gathering. I decided to leave for home.
And of course it was only hell for one and a half hours of the return.
The disposal to hurl the smartphone which I had toward oneself talking in excitement at the driver's seat.
I cry with ギャンギャン, and this I cry! ? I press me for apology in の tension.
As for the tears of the bride, the person does not understand the thing that totally has no effect anymore because I look in 100 million ten thousand times.
I continued bathing in the booing from a rear seat and came back to the house while my working for what while thinking it to be such comfortable しかったのになー for one and a half hours of the morning, and thinking whether it was to check it to go out in families on an absent day, and to run a car.
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