嫁の出産134 ～嫁と娘と10日間も会っていない～

ボクは東京の自宅で１人、正月を迎えた。

嫁と３ヶ月になる娘は、嫁の実家に帰っている。

というのも、ボクが年末に仕事が詰まっていたので、正月も実家行くんだし、そのままいれば、となった。

ボクは年末のギリギリまで仕事をし、笑ってはいけないアメリカンポリスを見て、嫁に怒られないように年越しＬＩＮＥを忘れず、のんびりと過ごした。

そしてボクも嫁の実家に行く１月１日。の朝。

起きた瞬間、身体の異変を感じた。

いや、正確には、朝一の小便のとき。

そう、尿道が熱い。熱すぎる。

熱が出るときのいつものアレ。

恐る恐るう熱を測ると、なんと３９度５分。

ボクは平熱が３７度前後と高い方だがそれでもさすがに熱すぎる。

しかし風邪薬さえあればすぐに治ることは知っている。

貪るようにパンを食い散らかし、バリボリと風邪薬をかみ砕く。

元日は仕方ないので、２日に実家に行くと嫁にＬＩＮＥし、ガッツリ休む。

そして１月２日の朝、熱が３７度になっていた。

やはりやはり。これはボクの平熱。

嫁に、行けると思う、とＬＩＮＥして１時間後。

また尿度が熱い。熱を測ると、３８．５度。

なんだこれは？

嫁に、ぶり返しちった……とＬＩＮＥし、今日でガッツリちゃんと治す宣言をした。

しかし夜までグズグズと熱が続き、また３９度以上を記録。

フワフワと寝たり起きたりを繰り返したりしていたが、なぜか急に身体が楽になった。

熱を測ると、３７度。……なんですか、このツンデレ。

よしよし、これでもう大丈夫だろう。と、嫁の実家に行く準備を始めていると、ズルん、とまた身体が重くなる。

熱を測ると３８度２分。

ツンが多くなってきたように思う。

仕方がないのでいよいよ救急病院に行った。

そこで言われた病名……『気管支炎』。

？　聞いたことがなかったが、医者に聞くと、肺炎の一歩手前でヘタすると入院とかになるらしい。

そしてボクは一番聞きたかったことを聞いた。

「あの、３ヶ月になる娘ともう１０日ぐらいあってないんですけど、風邪とかインフルじゃないから会ってもいいっすよね？」

すると医者が間髪入れず言った。

「ダメに決まってるだろ」

治るのに５日～７日。それも、今回もらった薬がちゃんと効いてくれれば、とのこと。

効かなければさらなる治療に挑まなければならない。

最後に、「あの、ボクけっこうタバコ吸うんですけど、関係あるんですか？」

すると間髪入れず「ないよ」

はー、いつになったら嫁と娘に会えるのか。


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◆Wife's pregnancy134　～I don't also meet my wife and daughter for 10 days.～

A person of I met New Year's at home in Tokyo.
My wife and daughter who becomes 3 months old return to wife's parents' home.
Because I was filled with work in the end of the year, so when I also am actual Ieyuki and am here just as it is at New Year's, it was.
New Year's Eve LINE isn't left as I work to the year-end very limit and see the American police you aren't supposed to laugh at which, and am not scolded for my wife, with freeness, I had time.
And January 1 when I go to wife's parents' home, too. The morning when it's so.
The moment which has occurred and nothing unusual of a body were felt.
No, when it's Tomokazu's urine correctly.
An urethra is so hot. Too hot.
The usual that when heat is generated.
That I take my temperature cautiously, what and, 5 minutes for 39 times.
Normal temperature is about 37 times and the expensive one, but I'm also too hot indeed with that.
But when even having a cold medicine, I know to recover immediately.
Bread is eaten, it's scattered and BARIBORI and a cold medicine are explained simply so that it may be greedy.
New Year's Day is inevitable, so that I go to my parents' home on the 2nd, for my wife, LINE, GATTSURI rests.
And heat was 37 times in a morning on January 2.
As expected, as expected. This is my normal temperature.
That I think you can marry, LINE, please, 1 hour later.
The degree of urine is hot. That I take my temperature, 38.5 times.
What is it, this?
... and LINE which returned for my wife and scattered..., the declaration cured with GATTSURI on today was done.
But dull dullness and heat continue until night also more than 39 times are recorded.
I sleep softly, and I get up, and it was being repeated, but a body became easy suddenly for some reason.
That I take my temperature, 37 times....... What is it or, this TSUNDERE.
OK, OK, it'll be already all right with this. That the preparations which go to wife's parents' home have been begun, ZURU, oh, a body becomes heavy again.
That I take my temperature, 2 minutes for 38 times.
I think TSUN has become a lot.
That was all right, so I went to an emergency hospital increasingly.
So called diagnosis...... "bronchitis".
? It had not been heard, but when we assume poorly that I ask a doctor just before one step of pneumonia, it seems to be hospitalization.
And I heard that I wanted to hear most.
"I don't meet my daughter who becomes that 3 months old on around the already 10th, SSU YONE which may meet because a cold isn't infra?"
Then a doctor didn't insert and said room hair.
"It would be decided uselessly."
To recover, the 5th-the 7th. That's also said to be when the medicine I got this time works neatly.
When not working, I have to challenge further treatment.
Is it last?
Then room hair isn't put in.
Um, when can I meet my wife and daughter?

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